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Total Medals Earned: 593 (From 111 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,745 Points

Dynamic Systems 2

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)

Let's begin 5 Points

Finish level 1

Master the hammer 10 Points

Pass level 6

Use the gear 25 Points

Pass level 11

Catch the stars 25 Points

Pass level 16

Balloons! 50 Points

Pass level 22 using balloons!

Rube Goldberg Master 100 Points

Finish the game

Echoes: Act 1

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/215 points)

A UEN Commander 10 Points

A medal given to UEN generals. Complete Stage 3.

Bloody Hybrids 10 Points

Eliminate 125 Hybrid targets throughout the campaign and survival mode.

I'm a Survivor 5 Points

Survive 3 waves in the unlockable survival mode.

Medal of Honor 10 Points

A medal given to the bravest of UEN fighters. Complete the campaign

Lord of War 25 Points

Unlock all weapons, abilities and units in the unlockable survival mode.

I'm Deus Ex Machina 50 Points

Survive 10 waves in the unlockable survival mode.

Never Give Up 50 Points

Have Yuki to Rick'Roll you over the radio.

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Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 3/7 (55/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 25/44 (275/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Endless War 5

Medals Earned: 10/13 (235/485 points)

First Unlock 5 Points

Unlock a vehicle

Gunner 10 Points

Destroy 10 enemy guns

No mercy 10 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Tank Buster 10 Points

Destroy 10 enemy vehicles

Ace 25 Points

Destroy 100 enemy vehicles

Conqueror 25 Points

Destroy 100 enemy guns

D-Day 25 Points

Beat the 10th mission, "Operation "Overlord"

Tankman 25 Points

Unlock your first tank

Commander 50 Points

Reach the highest rank

Massacre 50 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

No Survivors 100 Points

Kill 2500 enemies

War Hero 100 Points

Beat the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 10/18 (95/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

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Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 39/60 (585/1,000 points)

Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 38/76 (360/1,200 points)

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Epic Metal Knights

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)

Copper Medal 5 Points

Complete the damn tutorial!

Ivory Medal 10 Points

Annoy a skull

Rubidium Medal 10 Points

Pigeons are little bags of shit with wings

Steel Medal 10 Points

Find the minotaur

Uranium Medal 25 Points

Find the useless hot-spot

Cobaltum Medal 50 Points

Have an epic breakfast

Epic War 3

Medals Earned: 6/9 (110/410 points)

GoodRookie 5 Points

Teritories completed 7

CardCollector 10 Points

Cards Owned 10

Conqueror 10 Points

Teritories completed 15

DoubleClearedHeroes 10 Points

Hero Cleared 2

CardAddicted 25 Points

Cards Owned 20

RiseofTitan 50 Points

CaveTrial 2 completed

EpicCardMaster 100 Points

Cards Owned 30

EpicHeroes 100 Points

Hero Cleared 6

TheGreatImp 100 Points

CaveTrial 5 completed